KR zingers? =3

Alright, so, my DM for the gestault d&d game I'm in right now and I were having a conversation. We were discussing the creation of "prestige class: b****" for another player, and came up with the skill "Crit: Insult," which included the following zingers:

"Your mom must have really botched your ability rolls!"

"I'm thankful for my constitution bonus EVERY time I look at your face"

"You don't even *need* a dex modifier to get into her bed"

.... ad nauseum.

But then I started thinking... What about KR zingers? We've got a great system, I'm sure we could defile it by thinking of crass insults! So, here's what I've got so far:

"Eeesh, how'd you land him as a boyfriend? Befriend animal?"

"Every time you attempt to be clever, everyone within hearing distance takes a Despair."

"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"

and finally,

"I'd love to have a conversation with you, but Detect Traps doesn't work on passive-aggressivity."

If looks could kill, your face would be a Slay.

It's a shame Basic Disguise can't hide smells.  Otherwise, you might have a social life!

"Almighty Enax here my pr-- GOOD GAIA WHAT IS THAT!?!?!  Your face was a successful interrupt!"

Your presence in Travance is depriving some village of its idiot.

Not even a paladin would Lay Hands on you.