KR zingers? =3
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16 years 8 months ago #25283
by Mother Remi Sylvaine (effervescentjoy)
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KR zingers? =3 was created by Mother Remi Sylvaine (effervescentjoy)
Alright, so, my DM for the gestault d&d game I'm in right now and I were having a conversation. We were discussing the creation of "prestige class: b****" for another player, and came up with the skill "Crit: Insult," which included the following zingers:
"Your mom must have really botched your ability rolls!"
"I'm thankful for my constitution bonus EVERY time I look at your face"
"You don't even *need* a dex modifier to get into her bed"
.... ad nauseum.
But then I started thinking... What about KR zingers? We've got a great system, I'm sure we could defile it by thinking of crass insults! So, here's what I've got so far:
"Eeesh, how'd you land him as a boyfriend? Befriend animal?"
"Every time you attempt to be clever, everyone within hearing distance takes a Despair."
"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"
and finally,
"I'd love to have a conversation with you, but Detect Traps doesn't work on passive-aggressivity."
"Your mom must have really botched your ability rolls!"
"I'm thankful for my constitution bonus EVERY time I look at your face"
"You don't even *need* a dex modifier to get into her bed"
.... ad nauseum.
But then I started thinking... What about KR zingers? We've got a great system, I'm sure we could defile it by thinking of crass insults! So, here's what I've got so far:
"Eeesh, how'd you land him as a boyfriend? Befriend animal?"
"Every time you attempt to be clever, everyone within hearing distance takes a Despair."
"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"
and finally,
"I'd love to have a conversation with you, but Detect Traps doesn't work on passive-aggressivity."
Main Char: Mother Remi Sylvaine
Priestess of Love and Song
Alt Char: Mira Aino
~*~ Nadine Morsch:: OOG
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16 years 8 months ago #25292
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