KR zingers? =3

That shirt is so loud, even a gypsy would find it tacky.

your odor is so foul, showering in skunk spray would be an improvement.

Let's put it this way.  If you were the last man/woman on earth, the species would end.

say it, don't cast a tsunami

Let's put it this way.  If you were the last man/woman on earth, the species would end.

What is this "earth" you speak of?  I thought we were on Arawyn.

"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"

That's not true... Waylay would also work.

Argh!  What do you use in your cooking, Crippling Nausea Poison?

It takes some Courage and an Athletic Feat to get in bed with HER!

I'm sorry, but there's no possible way to Overlook that face.

I'm sorry, but there's no possible way to Overlook that face.

HA! Oh, I really like that one.