KR zingers? =3

Arn't we Mr. Lore-it-all?

See, Charlie, we're always thinking of you!

And Volk.

your mothers so fat she fell in to the rift and got stuck

You fail to meet the entry qualification for the Guard as your parents were married.

your mothers so fat she fell in to the rift and got stuck

Ah, finally, a "yo mamma" joke. I can die happy. 

To follow suit:

Your momma's so ugly, her face is a Fear effect.  Even Thomas Ahlman ran away from her.

I tried to stay away from this, but what the hey...

In honor of Danny... "Hey I hear your mom is doing much better since all the men of Travance each donated an organ to her last night."
"Your momma so ugly, she was a guard at the Inverted Tower."
"Your momma so ugly, they gave her a middle name...'accident'."
"Your momma so old, she recalls when the Rift was a ditch."