OOG Natural Laws

There are some things that are immutable and particular to KR. I have started compiling a list and here are my first three:

1 - One does not need to consult the Farmer's Almanac to determine when precipitation is most likely to occur in Sparta. The KR Event calendar is more accurate.

2 - If one brings something nice to KR it will be damaged - first told to me by Jason T.

3 - No matter how much smoke and strobes are on hand, Jeff will use them all.

4 - Zach Theis will leave something behind in the statehouse.

5 - You can try to keep up with Matt Magnus when he is running somewhere, but you will fail.

The following are KR Theories, which as we all know, are almost as valid as laws:

1 - One's chance of quickly encountering James is inversely proportional to its importance.

2 - The month you volunteer to cook feast or major NPC, is when everyone needs your PC.

If this is a thread intended for group modification, we might be here a while... :lol:

geezer wrote: There are some things that are immutable and particular to KR. I have started compiling a list and here are my first three:

1 - One does not need to consult the Farmer's Almanac to determine when precipitation is most likely to occur in Sparta. The KR Event calendar is more accurate.

At my 6th event, it did not rain. I was both IG and OOG confused...

Perhaps I was wearing my hat?

You will always forget to pack / bring one thing. If you somehow manage to remember everything, the supply you need to pick up will be out of stock on the way to camp.

There is a finite amount of sleep at KR, divided up among all the players. If you cannot sleep, wake someone else up.

I think some kind of law relating to my keys is in order, but I haven't the wit to come up with it.