OOG Natural Laws

There will come a time during your NPC shift where you love it so much that you are upset that you couldn't experience interacting with the NPC you played as while being your PC.

At least once per event while NPCing in a monster encounter, you will envy everyone you fight because it just so happens to be the perfect conditions for a fight that your PC would own in.

Vision during main MOD is completely unnecessary, simply use the shouting heat from everyone around you to guide your every move.

If you do not bring at least six pairs of socks, begin writing your last will.

When you wake up on the Monday after an event, DO NOT be afraid when you cannot move any parts of your body (legs, arms, neck etc...) Simply call into work that you are dying and enjoy a martini. Your body will eventually begin to work like normal when you are least expecting it.

Accidentally call the wrong skills during a fight and nobody bats an eye...Mention that you haven't had a drink of water in five minutes and everybody loses their minds.

If one of the Rochester crew shows up to a mod with a white headband and a big smile, bring your A game, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

You can try to keep up with Matt Magnus when he is running somewhere, but you will fail.

Winter Dark is black and blue because they like to match the way that they leave your face when they are done with you.

If you are not a rules marshal, you are always wrong until a rules marshal says otherwise.

Bacon is love. Bacon is life.

Magnus does not die. He just leaves for a bit.

The big red gem and the big blue gem have zero gold value. Stop touching them.

You can, in fact win Knight Realms. All it takes is getting Jonas Kane and Count Sebastian Everest of Winterdark to have a rap battle in the middle of the inn.

Bring an extra pair of pants. These are not for wearing but for scaring off any hostile Celts.

If you wake up Monday morning after an event feeling chipper and ready for the day, you KR'd wrong.

If you are a good cook OOG, you are a great one IG.

Okay, I'm done.

Sébastien O.T. Noire wrote: Winter Dark is black and blue because they like to match the way that they leave your face when they are done with you.

Grimkjell Eirson wrote: I think some kind of law relating to my keys is in order, but I haven't the wit to come up with it.

Considering this was the first event you did not lose them in recent memory because of a change in how you stow them, perhaps...

"If Bill Hannings does not hand his keys to someone to store, they will find a way to go missing sunday at lay-off."


Incidentally.... someone said there should be a rule about me leading NPC groups or coaching them....