Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

This post is for humor and is intended to NOT be taken seriously.

Please enjoy and feel free to join in. You may also feel free to answer some of these if you like, too.

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“Is a roman candle a good physrep for a wand?”

“I understand bringing lots of socks, drinking plenty of water, and not walking alone in the dark…But I’m pretty sure that the act of dying doesn’t have a volume switch that you can crank to 11.”

“I'm colorblind...Can I just ignore people's headbands?”

“I saw the list of diseases in the logistics guide and I’m wondering if there are any…Uhh...Ya know…’Non- Combat’ related diseases I should be worried about.”

“What exactly happens when I’m shield bashed at the same time from all sides?”

“How many family members and loved ones should I kill off in my Character Chronicle?”

“I read in the rulebook about alchemical adhesive and I would like to bring in physreps for that...”

“I want to play a Nyad and I found a blue paint that’s made by this…I dunno…’Lead’ company. Is that a good paint? I’m willing to share with others.”

“If I’m not magically inclined...Are spell rocks just…Rocks? Would I need ‘Thrown weapon’ to use them?”

“Is it acceptable for me to refer to the director as ‘Lord and Savior’?”

“Is there a Batman profession? If so what are the requirements?”

“I also found a green paint by that ‘Lead’ company, so if you play a goblin, feel free to come to me.”

“If a camera crew comes, do you think my character will get famous enough to be played by Nicholas Cage?”

"Hey, this is a nice bar. What's in that backroom over there?"

"It's totally fine you can just cut through the kitchen!"

"Look at those guys in the skirts!"

"I'm bored!"

Sounds like a good plan! What can go wrong?

What's in the box?

What's in the bag?

What's in the (insert monster here)'s stomach?