Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

"I'd like to turn in the entire rogue's guild"

"Hey, can you teach me to be a Witch Hunter?"

"Find me this 'Magnus' person. I would like to have a foot race!"

"LORE: SEA!"

(In the middle of the inn) "I hear that you can teach me everything I need to know about being an assassin."

"Yeah, I'll be a test dummy for your calimacil."

"James...I don't think fire will make this MOD look better."

"And then the nice Gypsy said, 'Not to worry friend. Sometimes my clients like to nap during the massages. It is perfectly okay.'"

"I think I'll make my character have a thick French/Italian accent for him to use for his entire life."

(In the dead of night) "OVER HERE!!! I FOUND THE SUPER BOX!!!"

(While bashing someone's head into a fence post) "Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! What? I pick up that skill off of Brute."

I heard Magnus died his final death.

I don't plan on fighting, I'll be fine with only 1 set of clothes.

I think 2 pairs of socks will last me the weekend.

LARP funk will keep the bugs away.

I brought my own white headband. I won't lose it.

Sébastien O.T. Noire wrote:
"LORE: SEA!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

I'm sure I'll only need one pen for the weekend.

I'm sure I'll get plenty of sleep at the barracks.

I'm sure I'll be fine without a green headband on. It was only a little hit to the head.

Don't worry, He'll be fine after that head shot. He's a druid in game, so that's why he's talking to that tree.

You're a gypse, right? Can you show me how to knock someone out?

"Lore: Potato."