Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

So you're an Empathy Healer?
"Yep, and I would like to learn how to be a torturer."

Arkelian wrote: "Why doesn't Karkat wield one of the verdrane blades? What could possibly go wrong?"

Actually, that would mean steve can't play the big bad. i see literally nothing wrong with that.

Gunnar Gunnarson wrote: "Where _DID_ we put that Ice Demon Spider costume?"

"Let's take all the new members to the reliquary. I hear there's all sorts of neat stuff in there!"

"Can I bring a pop-up camper?"

"I invade the sanctity of spirits and defy the laws of death to-"

"Two Dragon's breath please."

"I'm gunna kill that gypsy..."

"Does anybody want to build a snowman?"

"You think it'll rain?"

"LORE: JAMES!"

"Gypsy...Will you evaluate these gems while I tie my boot and then go talk to someone?"

"Seriously...You're grown men! WHY are you wearing dresses?!"

"LORE: ASSASSIN!"

"I did this awesome thing during battle where I cleaved like three people in half...But I then forgot how to do it until like 6:00pm."

"I'm just going to assume that you've showered."

"He's not wearing any armor, how tough can he be?

"NPC or PC?"
'PC.'
"Cool...I'm a Mac."

"LORE: SARCASM!"

"What's the ruling on Molotov Cocktails?"

"Is there a difficulty setting that I can switch to 'Easy'?"

"One of the Smiths showed me their Legendary work...but I wasn't impressed."

"Speaking of Legendary...Is there a Barney Stinson Profession? What would the requirements be?"

"James...I don't think fire will make this MOD look better."
...False. Anyway...

"Oh, a famous Templar just vanished and his bound weapons didn't come with him? I'm sure there won't be a problem if we level 5 characters just check it out."

"Itching powder? I'll take two."

"That Mage over there is carrying a severed hand around and using it as a weapon? He must be a necromancer, everyone stare at him!"

"LORE: CAKE! IS THAT FROSTING THE FLAVOR I THINK IT IS?"

"Hey Jarrett?"
"Yeah?"
"Let's be bards."
"Oh god yes."

"LORE: FACIAL HAIR"
"That demon their has the most prominent beard in the group. He must be the leader."

"I'm a dragon! TSUNAMI!" said the Wild Mage.

"Here is this war horn, blow it as we go into battle!"

"You know what, let's just walk from the Inn all the way to the Mages Guild."

"These travelers need protection as they go back to their homeland? Sure! We at Travance are nothing if not-" "Waylay."