Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

"It's just mud, we'll be fine."

'The sauce used in tonight's feast is brought to you by Chris Zipeto!"

"Is Dominic dead yet?"
No.
"Ah well...Maybe next event."

"What's your name?"
My friends call me the Arkovnian.
"Well, you look cold. Come on inside."

"Okay Selim, if you win this hand, I'll go cut a hole in Sylus Crone's Jacket."

Datu Guo Chenjing (郭陳靜) wrote: "What is your name?"

Seems normal enough. But I said it to Orias Wormwood.

Could have been worse. It could have gone down like this:

"Hi, you look like you must be new to town. Let me show you around. Why.... why are you handing me a blue headband?"

"This is madness."
"No... This is SPARTAAAA, NEW JER-"

"I'm going to chaotically alter those two Celts with the large swords...

"Watch what I'm about to do, I saw this on Game of Thrones."

"The next set of announcements are going to be made by Adolph!"

"If I kill Telligrim, will I get access to wear Rune Platemail?"

"If I make a Namierran, should I roleplay being afraid of the Khitanese?"

"Dragon, shmagon."