Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

"Is there anything in the rules keeping me from just eating everything?"

"I'm going to go sans water this event"

"How come you keep saying 'Interrogate' right before asking me a couple of questions..?"

"I call shenanigans on that whole demon-pocalypse thingy. If it was so bad, how come we're still here?"

"I'm looking for a scholar who isn't an elf or a londwynian"

"Coast haven? So you're like a pirate, or something?"

-In the Black Bird- "I'll have a double the strongest thing you serve!"

"The hell kind of stupid name is 'Billiam'?"


"LORE: FOOTWEAR! Can I put it on my feet to replace the socks I forgot to pack?"

"Being an educated goblin is like rolling a twenty on an initiative check...Nobody's impressed."

"So why exactly do we not get attacked by anything specifically between 6 and 8 bells on Saturdays?"

Datu Guo Chenjing (郭陳靜) wrote:

Terzak wrote: I think this calls for a rousing "Huzzah," what do you think gentlemen?

"DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE!"

Hey now, you say they're not things to say at game, but ya know what? They're great to say on TV! So I'll take that rousing huzzah!

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

Aleister wrote: Hey now, you say they're not things to say at game, but ya know what? They're great to say on TV! So I'll take that rousing huzzah!

Today we celebrate a warrior who had more proficiency in baking than most barbarians have Strength. Today we celebrate warriors who did what we do and looked good on TV. Huzzah!

As for quotes:

Is it cold in here or something? Because everyone seems to shiver when someone's name comes up in conversation. Starts with a Pes?

Very few folks will get this one.

"Hey guys, I think it's a bad idea to have a special combat rez ability during the arch-devil fight, someone could end up tying twice during one mod."

"Nah, the odds of that happening are so small."

Three days later: ......

"Is that a Leviathan?"
"Is that Galladel?"

"Oh, it's just five PCs, who happen to be awake at four bells on Sunday. This mod shouldn't be too hard."

"Legion! Forward!"

"I can't sing you bardics if I don't know the words!"

"Immaculate Defense..."
"...But I only hit you for 20 damage."

"Hmm, I only have a few build left, in a game where every point counts...I know, I'll get Quadrivium!"