Need A Poem Written? Hire Jack Dimms!

Hello one and all! With the day of Love coming up quickly in Travance there are quite a few love birds out there who may not know the exact words to use to their beloved. That is why for those who cannot read or write, I am willing to sell my wit with the pen and parchment to those who simply cannot find the words to describe how intensely their love burns.

If anyone is interested, leave a posting here or send me a private missive to me in Arnwuhl. I am willing to work with anyone, and my prices range based on how many lines you want and how intricate you wish your poem to be.

Til then, continue loving Travance.

Signed, With Truth,
Jack Dimms.

**This is written without a named signature!!!**

Roses come in red
Violets, sometimes blue
Who the hell would pay
For poems done by YOU?

-There is a fingerprint made of blood representing a signature at the bottom of the parchment-

Ah very witty, allow me to reply.

Roses most certainly come red
Like the blood dripping from your head
Cause if I find who ever wrote this
I'm sure they'll wish they were dead.


Signed, With Truth,
Jack Dimms.

Mr. Dimms,

I do not know when I will be in the proper next, but I will find you and speak about the creation of a poem I have in mind. Unfortunately, a gift with words does not run within my family.

F. Sinclair

Splendid Miss Sinclair!

I should be there in April so hopefully we get a chance to speak.

Signed, With Truth,
Jack Dimms.

Hey Jack,

How is someone who can't read or write supposed to send you a private missive or read this ad?

Best of luck,

Caldor