Need A Poem Written? Hire Jack Dimms!

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12 years 5 months ago #97290 by Bran MacInnes
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A simpleton scratches his words on paper
Blissful in his ignorance
No muse to guide his hand
Blindly reaching for meaning
And finding naught

Befuddled
A drunkard spilling his ramblings on the page
Ale pouring useless from a broken tap
A fool playing at wisdom


S
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
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12 years 5 months ago #97294 by Razael Seiryn
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I'll have what S is serving.

R.S.
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12 years 5 months ago #97295 by Father Ridigan
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I can't believe I'm writing this, but well done Jack. You're doing Andorra's work. There might be hope for you yet.
Tom P

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12 years 5 months ago #97302 by OrganicGolem
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Jack Dimms is my truest test of willpower.

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12 years 5 months ago - 12 years 5 months ago #97303 by Razael Seiryn
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[strike]5 Gold to the First Person who writes me a poem about the dire rat and the Dimms.[/strike]

I almost did something unclassy.

R.S.
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12 years 5 months ago #97304 by Caelvan
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jack Dimms is in love with a rat
Well, how about that?

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