Need A Poem Written? Hire Jack Dimms!

I had a poem,
I really did,
But then I decided that if I really wanted to insult Jack Dimms I'd do it to his face so he could properly fight back and try to prove me wrong.

- Ava

I have no problem fighting him if he wants......I just wanted the 5 gold
-Merikh

Your poem was easily worth ten gold. If I find five more gold I shall give it to you for your artistic endeavor.

-Ava

Don't be quite so hard on jack, he's trying to learn to be a skald. Encourage him instead. Or make me unhappy with you. Whichever suits you better.

I see there are still low opinion of me. Don't worry about them Grimm. There is no use in staining your hands with such...... filth. I will prove them all wrong. Not by force, but I will show them all just how intelligent I am. So go on and keep disrespecting me. All those disrespecting me in this posting are those I could care less about. They will see me in a new light one day, then they will respect me. Eventually I'll rise to a noble title and most of those jesting will have to bow to me. Thank you very much though Cousin, I'm glad there is opinions out there that I've changed.

Signed, With Truth,
Jack Dimms.

Jack, we will respect you if you can show that you are worthy of our respect. Stating your intentions to rise to nobility and seeing those who have once jested you bow before your feet only makes you look pretentious and vain. These statements allow people to make fun of you. You let down your guard, and now you're being struck. If you want these jests and jibes to stop you have to change yourself so you do not look pompous, egotistical and even dim. Do something that can truly be considered noble and respectable and I, and many of the people in Travance, will see you in a whole new light. Hell, I'll even write a poem about it.

-Kanas