Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Whenever you ask Gideon what time it is, his response is always the same: "Stop!  Hammer time!"

If you are what you eat, Apollo is composed entirely from the souls of the innocent, the tears of children, and Kwildar's mother.

Kwildar's mom is my favorite food. Also, druid tears are tastier than children's tears.

If you are what you eat, Apollo is composed entirely from the souls of the innocent, the tears of children, and Kwildar's mother.

Kwildar's mom is my favorite food. Also, druid tears are tastier than children's tears.

Unicorn is even more gooder.  True story, I was there.

Tobar lives vicariously through... himself.

Quan Liu once had an akward moment... just to see what it felt like.

Thomas Ahlman's beard alone has expirienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

Apollo's blood smells like cologne.

Victor Silas' charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

Years ago, Gideon build a city out of blocks... today over 6 hundred thousand people live and work there.

Everytime Mother Quinn goes for a swim... dolphins appear.

Torturers have asked Aleister... to torture them.

If you ask Kwildar for directions... you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive 5 minutes early.

Solomon's legend precedes him, much like how lightning precedes thunder.

These are... the most interesting people in Travance.

If there is a scream in the forest, and animals run in fear, Wolfgar ate the chili.

If there's a scream in the woods, Odo bought that fucker chili.