Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Wild Mages are the descendants of humans and demon pairings. Darkharts are the descendants of humans and sheer awesome.

Quan Liu didn't sail west, he walked into a drink house in the orient, and walked out in Travance.

Azimar is actually an ungodly powerful avatar, he just hasn't figured out to who yet.

Before ogres go to sleep each night, they check their closet for Bromius.

Magnus is so fast, he can run around the world and dissipate undead himself in the back.

If you ask Baron Montgomery what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he shield bashes you in the face.

Apollo once barbecued a troll with his finger, just by pointing at it and saying "pew"

In an average Inn's common room there are 1,242 objects Solomon could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The Suicide King once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Shen keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face

Shen is so fast that if he kicks you in the face, you know that sometime tomorrow you will do something to provoke it.

Carlos Magellan invented the color purple. Then he invented all of the other colors so that other people would have something to wear.

For thousands of years scholars could not determine what the word cute meant. And then Nym was born.

The moment that you realize that Lethias wants to kill you is the moment after he did it.

Druids were getting upset because Merrin Tellinghast was burning too many heretics, so Merrin found a new fuel for his bonfires. More heretics.

Andorra has 2 avatars... one is Kwildar, her Zealot of Love... the other is her Sexy Beast, Lord Shen.  They can merge into an uber, super-form of sexy love... named Super Saiyan Sleafus (or Sleafus for short).

The real reason the Hobgoblins invaded Pendarvin, they were running away from a single roundhouse from Forgrom.

The Rift wasn't caused by the Gods... it was caused by Zolton needing a place to bury his treasure.

Why are gnomes extinct?  Because the demon dog decided that they were tasty.
Victor Sylus is the only man ever who lost his virginity before his father did.
Some kids wear pajamas with Valos's symbol on them.  Valos wears pajamas with the Tellinghasts' symbol on them.
Bromius's blood is pure Satyr wine.  Malcolm McBrides blood is pure Magoon.
Whenever Magnus cries, a mother and father somewhere drops dead.  This is how he keeps his orphanage full.

Whenever Magnus cries, a mother and father somewhere drops dead.  This is how he keeps his orphanage full.

And so, the circle of Travances heroes having no parents continues.