Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Odo can make stones so heavy he can’t even lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Odo is.
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Tom Polanski

Odo is a mason but doesn't use any mortor to keep them in place. How do they stay there? Because Odo says so.

Brax is not a Barbarian.  He is THE Barbarian.

It is not true that Tobar will flirt openly with any woman.  He avoids married women with powerful jealous husbands like they have the plague.

Ardin Silverbow is not filled with contempt concerning Wild Mages.  They are beneath his contempt.

It is false that Solomon Darkheart eats metal filings and excretes nails.  His bile is sufficient to digest iron.

The Dreamchylde daughter does not shake hands with people.  She shakes the person to whom the hand belongs.

Ardin Silverbow is not filled with contempt concerning Wild Mages.  They are beneath his contempt.

There's that 'kick me' sign again.


Satyr Wine created Gypsies, just no one's figured it out yet.

Bromius Dreamchylde is the actual inventor of satyre wine.. he's just too smashed to remember

sorel wears so much armor just standing near him can give you AP

the rift was actually created when Wou Tu Shen, and Quan Lu had a Sparing match over who got either the last bottle of wine or the last toke of the hooka.. no one really knows

It is not true that Tobar will flirt openly with any woman.  He avoids married women with powerful jealous husbands like they have the plague

Not true.  I just won't flirt openly with them.

If you can see Lethias, he can see you.  If you can't see Lethias, you may be just seconds away from an Assassinate, two Assails, and a glove coated in contact sleep poison to the face.

The only non-extinct species on Arawyn are those that Olaf didn't think were tasty enough.

Thomas Ahlman shaves by glaring at his chin in a mirror.

Victor has a heart of gold.  He just doesn't want people to know because he stole it.

It is rumored that if Fr. Edwin ever loses a game of chess, he will reveal that he is, in actuality, an 80th level Berserker.

On cold days, Count Winterdark eats icecream to warm up.

300% of the treasury of Travance consists of money confiscated from Zolton.