Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

If there's a scream in the woods, Odo bought that [Censored]er chili.

You're walking home.

Ardin Silverbow really likes to see Wild Mages - so long as they are covered with tar and feathers,

Acepants got his name not from the design on his trousers, but because of where he kept an extra card.

Brothers Sabatheous and Aradiel were seen smiling - it was during that snowball fight three summers back in Hades.

Tobar did not say "18 to 80, blind crippled or lame.  If they cannot walk, I'll carry them."  He will not go for anyone a day over 75.

Hix graduated first in his class at the Papa Doc School of Medicine and Voodoo.

Apollo's blood smells like cologne.

This one is actually good.

shen's kicks to the mouth are so devastating, toothbrushes run in fear at the mention of his name.

elawyn's druidics are so powerful, she can only be killed on tuesdays.

sir fogrom's legs are so strong, tree trunks are overcome with envy.

sir ardentfyre is so pious that he's graduated from the title of paladin and moved on to the far more prestigious "quarterback".

lord devirr has become such a celebrity that he prefers to hide his identity in public places. please, call him mark.

sir germaine is such a ruthless killer that normal death and destruction arent good enough for him anymore. he's moved on to calling people mean names!

luthian blackrose isnt just a cunning rogue... his magic is powerful enough to turn a woman's face into a sink, or a scooter into a pony!

topenos is so crafty, all he needs to do to become disguised is change his gloves.

brother tyriel is so endurant, he once battered the entrance to a rogue's back door for 90 minutes!

kaigan triskel is so chaotic, it's said he bites koalas to death with naught but his teeth!

judge is a vampire!

kyrle alexander is so stalwart even urinating on his armor wont stop him from wearing it proudly into battle!

Brother Aradiel will stop at nothing to see his quest completed, even if it means stripping down to nothing but a ninja turtle mask!

Kwildar is so strong willed that he's not even afraid of stealing his name from the He-Man movie!

Rayven Nightwing is a super hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tirsen crestingstar is so deadly, legolas stole his EXACT COSTUME!

sturm uther king arthur lancelot spiderman lightbringer is so faithful, he doesnt even need to be a paladin! he can just find a necklace!

the little blue mage is so powerful, he is not only capable of casting self only spells on nearby celts, but escaping in an unmarked vehicle as well!

malin hylan is so good at supermario 3.... it's like he's some kind of wizard....

Efgail is so meaty, he never runs out of bodyblocks!

brother kendrick has been roundhouse kicking evil for 123091823912837 years.

sir fogrom is so powerful, there's nothing he cant do! he was even a barbarian one time!

seamus is so dedicated, he literally never stops talking about travance! EVER!

topenos is so crafty, all he needs to do to become disguised is change his gloves.

kyrle alexander is so stalwart even urinating on his armor wont stop him from wearing it proudly into battle!

sturm uther king arthur lancelot spiderman lightbringer is so faithful, he doesnt even need to be a paladin! he can just find a necklace!

Efgail is so meaty, he never runs out of bodyblocks!

seamus is so dedicated, he literally never stops talking about travance! EVER!

Also known as the top 5 reasons Blockus wins this thread.

Gavin Mowat is so crazy, he and his invisible bear could kill you with skills that don't even exist. Sometimes without even striking you.

Cashmere Swann is so psionically gifted, that his head had to triple in size in order to contain his mind.

Orias Wormwood was so feared, that Mythrien had to teach himself how to stop time just to have any hope of a chance.

Saint Garrison Corven was so pious that when he accidentally peed on his own tabbard, the urine blessed the garment.

Mythrien is so powerful that he can grow elf ears and become Kellindell, or put on glasses and become Roland.  All in the same hour!

Kellindell is so holy that he can even forget how to use magic, assassinate people, forget how to assassinate people, and still be a paladin!

Janus hates all wild mages.  Unless they happen to be Beduoin Ranger Druids as well, then they are best friends.

Turin was so badass, he dressed better than high elves! 

Bellanear once learned how to use a mace.  He spontaneously became a new person named Turin Zephyr.


*Yeah, I know, making facts about your own characters is lame, but I wanted to get them in first.