Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Hello!
Well! This popped up randomly, and I thought it was quite funny.
You know those things called 'Chuck Norris Facts', well...I decided to make this one about everyone at Knight Realms.
Have a funny one or a lot of funny ones about your friends, or other characters, feel free to post them up!


And here! I'll start it off!
"Uncle Grizzle does not gain levels, his BEARD does"


Have fun! Can't wait to read some of these

Gideon doesn't smith weapons and armor, the fact of him having a hammer cause the metal to be so frighten it shapes its self.

The Yahtzis never actually yell there name that is simply the sound of the wind as it blows over there jinglys

(more later)

Gideon doesn't smith weapons and armor, the fact of him having a hammer cause the metal to be so frighten it shapes its self.

If only that were true...

Bears call "Hold - are you a Fogrom?"

Dr. West's tears could cure Legion, but she never cries.

Shen once roundhouse kicked the Monastery so hard that it turned into Darkheart Manor.

In a slightly different vein:
In Soviet Russia, hammer jacks Aliester!

1. There's no scalp under Jonas Kane's hair.  There's is only more hair.
2. The longest word in creation is actually Lethias' full name.
3. Fact: Over-Reach Slay is actually made up of a material called Roy-nium.
4. There's no such thing as Leprosy in KR... it lost it's job to the Moat Beast.
5. Snowflakes aren't a weather phenomenom... they're seeds for new Tellinghasts to be born.
6. Rainbows were created so gypsies would know what to wear.
7. Old age was created just so there be a word to describe Kendrick.
8. Bacon is cured by using smoke and spices.  Osred is cured by using bacon.

That's all I could come up with.

edit: fixed a spelling mistake...