Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Psions were liked at one point. It was when they didn't exist.

Well played, sir, well played.

Sabbatheous' first job was as an altar-boy. There were no survivors.

Odo can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Olaf eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Aliester was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Most people fear the Reaper. Erdrick considers him "a promising Rookie".

They once made a Slack McDermitt toilet paper, but there was a problem; It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Bullywugs were originally stationary and didn't know how to travel.  They learned to leap & bounce by watching drunk gypsies on Victor Silas.

hey this quote looks oddly familiar... you really can't get over that can you Paul?

Bullywugs were originally stationary and didn't know how to travel.  They learned to leap & bounce by watching drunk gypsies on Victor Silas.

hey this quote looks oddly familiar... you really can't get over that can you Paul?

It's mostly the mental image I get in my head... NO!  Not like that... not what you think.

It's a mixed up mental image of Damien, some MMA discussion, some gypsies that came to a summer event that were nicknamed "KR Jailbait", a quote from a fellow player about said gypsies, and a super-rubber ball that was bouncing all over a KR campsite 1 event, all mixed together.  It was just a weird mental collage of all screwed up imagery that isn't even perverted... just weird.

More KR player facts...

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Galen.
Most boots are made for walkin'. Aradiel's boots ain't that merciful.
Logan does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Shen is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Grimdar glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Fogrom eats beef jerky and craps mithril. Then, he uses that mithril to make a axe, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
When Liam was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
Renaudierre was once a knight in the king's court.  He was known as Sir Beatdown.

Lord Fallow puts the “laughter” in “slaughter”

As  part of his saturday morning routine, Quan-Liu stretches by defeating 20 armed ninjas that jump out of various kitchen appliances

Aliester appreciates the candle lit romantic dinners, long walks on the beach and stomping your face in

Fool Solomon once, Shame on you; Fool him twice, he will use your spine as dental floss

You are what you eat. That is why Atrus’ diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

If  you are in one mile of Magnus and you drop your toast, it will always land butter side up. Always

Father Edwin actually has hair, but it’s beauty is too great for mortal men to behold. As such, he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.

Father Brax always asks the same Winter Yule’s gift, a box of goblins and a sledgehammer.

Elenfae counted to infinity-Twice.

Sister Paige can speak Braille.

When Alok goes to sleep every day he checks his coffin for Lethias.

Kleiden does not hunt drow because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Kleiden goes killing drow.

Seamus sleeps with a candle light. Not because Seamus is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him.

Liam can play the Bagpipe with a piano

Fogrom can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

Father Edwin once defeated Sir Renaudierre in a game of chess, in retaliation he invented “Over-Reach Slay”

Sir Thomas does not play “Hide and seek” he plays “Hide and pray I don’t find you”

Odo can make stones so heavy he can’t even lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Odo is.

Malcolm Mcbride assisted Sir Robert Peel in creating the first police force
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Tom Polanski

When Alok goes to sleep every day he checks his coffin for Lethias.

One time Alok forgot, he's now a pile of ash.

Midas' touch was a myth, Zahir really can turn anything into a Hookah.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, did the Londwynians really cut it down?

"Father Brax always asks the same Winter Yule’s gift, a box of goblins and a sledgehammer"

HOW'D YOU KNOW!

Alia doesn't read the songs out of her song book.. she just sings them and the words appear

Aria doesnt like fire magic.. but it LOVES her

the hookha-mancers club is more powerful than the rogues guild, the mage's guild the church of light and the kormyrian empire put together

Ethan Arch-Angel isnt crazy.. his awesome makes u crazy