Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

brother tyriel is so endurant, he once battered the entrance to a rogue's back door for 90 minutes!

THIS is the reason Blockus wins the thread... though not very many know why. 

And for my part I will add:

Brother Sabatheus is so fearsome that entire LAIREs tremble at the mere mention of his name! 

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Dr. West is so good at Psychology, she once made Pi rational!

Odo, the mason, has laid so many foundations that his children are made of stone.

Ilana is such an adorable wildmage that Janus once wanted to adopt her, unfortunately Simthalis beat him to it.

Jonas' coat is so powerful, it wears Jonas as an accessary.

Dr. Hix has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

Victor Silas is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

When it is raining, it is because Rosa is sad.

Even Quan Liu's parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were a piety gland, Aradiel's would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

Apollo's shirts never wrinkle.

Shen is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if Logan forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

Father Osred once knew he spoke to the wrong person, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

Father Paul's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

Carlos's pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

If Brother Sabathous disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.

Even Father Merrin's enemies list him as their emergency contact.

When Barak goes to sleep, sheep count him.

When Bromius wakes up, the roses smell him.

Forgrom bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.

Ilana is such an adorable wildmage that Janus once wanted to adopt her, unfortunately Simthalis beat him to it.

Win!

Simthalis is so feared by wildmages, just the mention of large feathers make them wary

Wildmages agree with everyone about one thing: Psions should not exist

Wildmages get along with everybody- that don't try and kill them on sight

You can see the Yahtzi's combined charisma from space.

The guard often question Mitts, just because they find him interesting.

Atrus once punched a magician.  That's right.  You heard me.

On every continent in the world, there is a bacon sandwich named after Osred.

Seamus always wins Halloween costume contests...even though he never wears a costume.

When Kleiden bobs for apples, the apples jockey for position.

You know the rift? well house darkheart had nothing to do with it, they just went there for a family vacation once