Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Shen invented his own type of karate. It's called Shen-Will-Kill.
When Wolfgar is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Victor Sylus does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

In the beginning, there was nothing.  Then Solomon Darkheart yelled at nothing to get off its lazy ass and get a job.  This is how the universe was created.

Shen once roundhouse kicked the Monastery so hard that it turned into Darkheart Manor.

Shen also roundhouse kicked the Dragon's Claw Inn.  It turned into the Ugly Mug.

Bromius's blood is pure Satyr wine.  Malcolm McBrides blood is pure Magoon.

He bleeds liquor he can't drink. A celt's worst nightmare.


If Shen round-house kicks you, you will die. If he misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Fogrom, dies by crit 80.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Victor and Orion come off without a hitch

Staring at Atrus for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly fist sized brusies on the face

Contrary to popular belief, Br. Sabatheous does not have a heart of ice - he uses ice to warm his heart.

Lethial Silverbow is 4 feet 8 inches tall and can look down his nose at Odo.

Shen invented a language that incorporates elbow strikes and roundhouse kicks. So next time Shen is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat

Antrum Ardentfyre was a mistake by Gaia's behalf.  A spelling error was made during the planning stages. He's not suppose to be a paladin, but a penguin.

Ot-Gnar's cane was once a tree. Ot-Gnar didn't have it crafted, he intimidated it into shape.

Psions were liked at one point. It was when they didn't exist.