A Very Knight Realms Independence Day

So how about those flyers?

So how about those red wings?

And ironically, after I'm the one who brought it up, it looks like I probably won't be at the July event .

Was looking forward to showing off my new weapons too T_T.

If you still want to do something, I can bring a small box of tea that you can throw into a stream. After that, I'll claim a table in the name of Londwyn, and you can chase me off it.

How about hiring some mercenaries, then killing them in their sleep? We'll tell them there will be presents for them in the morning.

The holiday section does say that hobbits will hold Feasting Days throughout the year on a schedule that only hobbits can understand.

Perhaps the little folk could hold an event describing how the Great Hobbit Warlord Ambrose Greenbottle defeated the vile water elemental Aquaticus.

After all, it's well known that Aquaticus would capture hobbits and throw them into his very deep Pool of Horrors where he would force them to thrash about vainly trying to reach the edge.

Once the Great Hobbit Warlord Ambrose Greenbottle successfully defeated Aquaticus, he announced that a celebratory party would be held with much drinking and dancing and carousing.  Warlord Ambrose, being a bit of a crackpot inventor and alchemist, distributed inflatable water-wings to all his hobbit friends.  To this day, hobbits practice the dances learned that night.  This Feasting Day would be a day to celebrate those events. 

It will be known as Happy In-Deep-End-Dance Day...

--Larry
  Player of Rudolf

The holiday section does say that hobbits will hold Feasting Days throughout the year on a schedule that only hobbits can understand.

Perhaps the little folk could hold an event describing how the Great Hobbit Warlord Ambrose Greenbottle defeated the vile water elemental Aquaticus.

After all, it's well known that Aquaticus would capture hobbits and throw them into his very deep Pool of Horrors where he would force them to thrash about vainly trying to reach the edge.

Once the Great Hobbit Warlord Ambrose Greenbottle successfully defeated Aquaticus, he announced that a celebratory party would be held with much drinking and dancing and carousing.  Warlord Ambrose, being a bit of a crackpot inventor and alchemist, distributed inflatable water-wings to all his hobbit friends.  To this day, hobbits practice the dances learned that night.  This Feasting Day would be a day to celebrate those events. 

It will be known as Happy In-Deep-End-Dance Day...

--Larry
  Player of Rudolf

....What?